Thursday, March 8, 2007
Happy BITCH DAY everyone!!!
Haha... That's what B-Day is...
Why?
With regard to Chinese, it's the eighth of March, or san1 yue2 ba1 ri4.
Put the two dates together and you get... san1 ba1
Haha! Get it??? Get it??? (Sorry to Rosnauli, Syara and Nilah whom I don't think will get it)
This is how I'm currently imagining your responses:
Audrey - (rolls eyes) "That is so lame."
Christine - (gives confused look) Huh? What?
Carolyn - (looks quite lost) What was this about?
Delia - (gives the lame monkey face) "Ok..."
Fiona - (auntie-style) "Cheh! Like that also can!"
Fedora - (shouts at computer with much vehemence with her hand lifting up in rapid motion in front of the computer) "Whatever lah, Matheus! So lame!"
Gracia - (thinks to herself) "Actually san1 ba1 doesn't mean bitch. It means ... ..." (since her Chinese is so good)
George - (smiles to himself and scrolls down)
Geraldine - (rolls her eyes at the computer) "Whatever..."
Hilary - Ok....
Pei Li - (look at Gracia's)
Jillian - (leans forward and stretches out her word) "Lll-aaa-mmm-e!"
Jasmine - Um, ok.
Joyce - "Huh? I still don't get it leh." (Re-reads a few more times) "Still don't get it leh... Why ah? Why ah?" (scratches head in frustration) "Aiyah, I don't feel like going to school tomorrow... I wonder what I'm having for dinner later..." (plus a few other irrelevant things)
Hui Ping - "Um. Ok."
Melissa - (shows blur face) "Huh? Why?"
Natasha - (looks up in that rolling eyes but not very roll-y way) "Ok..."
Priscilla - (smiles to herself and scrolls down because she's heard it all) "Right, Matheus..."
Wei Chiang - (thinks of something funny and laughs to himself)
Haha! Did I get it right? Did I????
Um. Ok.
Orientation sucked.
Go Saverdo! Wassup, peop-
Sorry, RANDOM PERSON didn't make it back in.... Boo hoo hoo.
Ahem.
-Matheus